colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

Reblog if you daydream a lot.

dederants:

This includes letting your ideas, stories and head-canons marinate in your head on a daily basis to the point of not writing any of it down because you’re either afraid of how it will turn out or too fucking lazy to write that shit down.

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

idontgiveahex:

checking out your blog like

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