ghostmichaels:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

"I was 16 when I was a cheerleader then my sister brought home a Ramones record and in about 6 months I had green hair"
– Donita Sparks (via theo-is-a-baddbitch)

branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

nicevagina:

i need sex and like a 15 hour nap 

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me