The community in Ferguson is struggling to come up with the money to keep their kids fed, since school has been cancelled all this time, yet people have donated over $12,000 to the murderer who started all of this in the last 24 hours alone. Think about that. And then donate to the right cause.
Chris Evans + text posts
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
petitions for asexuals to be allowed to say “i totally aced that” whenever they misread a potentially sexualised situation
and then to just majestically sweep out of the room in a billowing cloud of purple smoke but that is optional
The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
Thanks for the shitty ass gift
Have a sexy ass new job
it fuckin better
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me